Rotting Fox

invisiblelad:

sarahtheartiste:

emmagrant01:

hiddlestalker:

asked to be made rebloggable

“Dif-tor heh smusma don’t mean jack shit to real star trek fans”

“Dif-tor heh smusma” is the Vulcan phrase for “Live long and prosper.”

BURN.

“Please go back to your country or follow blogs that speak your language…” 

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waywardism:

#no but really #i tell everyone this but #when i first heard him shout that ‘nobody cares that you’re broken cas’ line #it hurt #and i thought ‘oh jesus tumblr is going to hate the fuck out dean for that’ #but each time i hear it #each time i see this scene #i see different things #the sixth gif #watch dean’s face #watch it #it looks like he’s waiting for cas to go off #for cas to lunge forward and grab him by the lapels of his coat #and push his face close #and order him to show him respect #to show a little sympathy #to just… anything #but then he doesn’t #and in the eighth gif #dean looks… #he looks like he’s thinking ‘oh fuck’ #‘cas is broken’ #‘cas is actually broken’ #‘this isn’t him’ #‘this isn’t cas… no’ #and then comes the guilt #also: in the eighth gif it looks like cas has antlers js

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Favorite Cas quotes.

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rosiebeck:

- Castiel Novak meets captain of the swim team, Dean Winchester.

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kastiakbc:

artactually:

Let’s talk about the sheer, simply brilliance in the way Tony Stark pierced Bruce Banner’s shield.

Bruce is, or once was, a truly depressed and damaged man. He sees himself as a monster, perhaps a failure at life and science for becoming one, and had gone as low as attempting suicide and even failed at that. He had sunk into obscurity, seeking peace in solitude and had long accepted that humanity in general will fear him, loath him, tiptoe around him, and forever see him as a monster.

He was not prepared for Tony Stark, who in his own simple, arrogant, self-absorbed way, ignored literally everyone’s perception of Bruce and formed his own opinion of the man before even meeting him. He walked in and commented on the hulk in the room as casually as if he was complimenting Bruce’s shirt. One could almost see his mental process upon seeing Bruce - “my age - cool; seems nice - cool; almost as smart as me - double cool; big green months thing - bitchin’”. 

Tony Stark had likely decided before even meeting Bruce Banner in person that they were going to be friends. No matter how anyone else tiptoed around Bruce, Tony treated him like he did anyone else, by being a friendly, charming, outgoing, and generally irritating prick. His casual manner around Bruce allowed Bruce to relax around him. Just by being himself, he told Bruce wordlessly that it’s OK, there’s much more to him than the monster inside, and someone sees that. 

It wasn’t so much that Tony wanted to show Bruce he didn’t care about the monster - he truly, genuinely did not care. He’s Tony “genius billionaire playboy philanthropist” Stark. He couldn’t be bothered with some little medical problem his new BFF has on the side. It just wasn’t a big deal. Not when there’s so much science to be done and so many toys they could play with together.

And all Bruce ever needed was for his big problem not to be someone else’s big deal.

BEST 

FRIENDS 

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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kalun52:

Sorry for cut the whole picture in two pieces.I can`t endure the thumbnail…

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choobachoo:

mszombi:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

Tumblr, you are terrifying. 

save to computer

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camuizuuki:

drsilverfish:

The ingredients for Metatron’s spell were:

1. Find the angel who loves humanity the most

2. Persuade him to kill a Nephillim, one of the children born of angel/ human love

3. Persuade him to take away a Cupid’s bow, the instrument by which Heaven helps people to fall in love

4. Rip out the, now tainted, grace of the angel who loves humanity the most

God instructed angels to love humans above all else.

Metatron’s spell was aimed specifically at defiling signs of love between angels and humans (love which God explicitly commanded), thus bringing about expulsion from Heaven.

The angels fall because Metatron’s spell recasts the original angelic sin (the one which got Lucifer thrown into the pit) that of not loving humanity.

Poor Cas, his love for people (and Dean specifically) made him the essential ingredient.

Too much heart was always Castiel’s problem…

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editorialhedgehog:

brainlessandbackwards:

brainlessandbackwards:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

#wrath of Pluto

Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools

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amaltheias:

kili-at-my-service:

#oh look #now it’s cas’ family that’s burning on the ceiling

dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a couple millennia

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kirakovalevsky:

#ИграПрестолов на современный манер. #GameOfThrones

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